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Questions To Ask The Marriageable Man
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Are you in a relationship?
If he says "yes," find out what he's doing with you?
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Do you still have sex with any of your ex wives?
Yes? Habit, emotional attachment, stress releaser, manipulation....Is he appalled that you ask?
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How would you feel about me inviting your former wife/girlfriend to lunch?
After the immediate shock, would he think it was shocking, interesting, funny or suggest you see his psychiatrist.
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If you could instantly change one personal bad habit, what would it be?
Only one? Smokiing, gambling, lying, procrastination, bigamy...?
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What would you like to be doing ten years from now?
Royally reigning as CEO of the corporation; slinging and serving as owner/cook of the Carefree Cafe; or
lethargically lying in a hammock on a remote south sea island being fanned with palm leaves by the locals.
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What Would Happen If I Never Find The Man I Want To Marry
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Forget
"Mr. Right" and choose a "Mr. Right for tonight."
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Travel
the world solo with no schedule, no scrutiny, no self-consciousness, no safety net, no sanity and one suitcase.
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Lower
my expectations and raise the roof.
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Wear
a T-shirt saying "Single and Happy are not mutually exclusive."
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| A weekly full body massage
to release the endorphines that take the edge off of the craving for a carnal relationship, which will prevent me
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